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Character: Harry/Pansy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Harry must've had a temporary seizure to kiss Pansy Parkinson of all people.
Author's Note: Written for
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hp_wishes. “What are you doing, Parkinson?” Harry glared at her as he sat sulking in the courtyard.
“I was looking for you actually.”
“Why?”
“We have to work together, muppet,” she sighed. “Don't you remember that's why you walked out?”
“Don't remind me.”
“Come on, you can't hate me that badly.”
“No, Parkinson, I think you'll find I can.” he muttered.
She grinned.
“What?” he said angrily.
“If you hate me that much, then why did you kiss me last night?”
Harry paused for a moment. “It was a temporary seizure!”
“ - and this morning was what, the result of a stroke?!”