Title: You're A War Hero
Author: scarletladyy
Prompt: Set during the year after DH. Hermione thinks it would be a jolly way to raise money for war orphanages to have a slave auction and persuades Ron to put himself up for auction, the plan being that she will win him herself. Harry's current mission is House Integration and DE redemption. He gets all the former Slytherins involved.
Pairings: Ron/Draco
Word count: 2,910
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Ron's been roped in to one of Hermione's good causes yet again, only this time with a guarantee that he won't suffer. Unfortunately, Hermione can't really make that guarantee, and Ron is less than impressed when Malfoy gets involved.
Author's notes: I absolutely adored this prompt, but I knew there was a very obvious place it could go. I wanted to write something different for a change, so I hope it's okay that the outcome is a little unexpected :) Written for the ron_draco_fest 2013. Thank you to my beta, nearlyconscious.

( You're A War Hero )